Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

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clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

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simplyspace:

Going Out With The Stars

“I’m coming back in… and it’s the saddest moment of my life.”

— Ed White, expressing his sorrow at the conclusion of the first American spacewalk during the Gemini 4 mission on the 3rd of June 1965.

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"There is a reason that most fanfiction authors, specifically girls, start with a Mary Sue. It’s because girls are taught that they are never enough. You can’t be too loud, too quiet, too smart, too stupid. You can’t ask too many questions or know too many answers. No one is flocking to you for advice. Then something wonderful happens. The girl who was told she’s stupid finds out that she can be a better wizard than Albus Dumbledore. And that is something very important. Terrible at sports? You’re a warrior who does backflips and Legolas thinks you’re THE BEST. No friends? You get a standing ovation from Han Solo and the entire Rebel Alliance when you crash-land safely on Hoth after blowing up the Super Double Death Star. It’s all about you. Everyone in your favorite universe is TOTALLY ALL ABOUT YOU.

I started writing fanfiction the way most girls did, by re-inventing themselves.

Mary Sues exist because children who are told they’re nothing want to be everything."

{UnWinona}: The Importance of Mary Sue  (via starfleetronic)

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damedonger:

accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back

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ruinedchildhood:

this episode changed me forever

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"They’re like, 12"

The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

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I blocked your anonymous messages for a reason so can you kindly leave and stop stalking my page everyday, it’s like you’re obsessed with me or something geez

These’re like snippets from a modern day interview with the Khal and his Khaleesi

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