Knock knock, here comes my cock.
The perks of being a fucking God.
Mel. Nineteen. London. Pisces. Semi-Feminist with warped views. Tendency to be incredibly gay. I have a sick sense of humor.
Here you will find amusing gifs, literature, opinionated posts, poetry and selfies. If you want to see these individual things in detail, archive it.
My favourite movie genre is romantic tragedy and psychological thriller. Some of my favourite movies are:
- Lost and Delirious. - Repo! The Genetic Opera. - The Perks of Being a Wallflower. - 500 Days of Summer. - Bugsy Malone. - Primal Fear. - Scamper The Penguin. - Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - Silver Linings Playbook
I cried at Digimon The Movie.
I don't particularly like big social situations as I'm evidently a boring recluse. I'm perfectly content curled up in a corner of my room reading LOTR or another equally satisfying piece of literature.
Yeah, don't take anything I say literally.
Favourite books:
- Harry Potter. - Darren Shan. - LOTR - Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Brooklyn. - Small Island. - The Hunger Games
Don't fucking sass me or I will sass your mother.
I'm a Non-Denominational Christian with way too many opinions and I love bruises and lovebites.
I'm interested in Pagan beliefs, astral projection and lucid dreaming. I crave for romance. http://www.facebook.com/Ilikerainbowsandturtles
My fuck buddy
Best guy in the world
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
me: same
(via pizza)
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
(via pizza)
#win
i already reblogged this but i just realized it had a half naked Zack Effron in the background
HEADMASTER ZEFRON
Is that a sexily posed Lucius Malfoy I see there?
am i the only one laughing at the picture of a nose
perfection
(Source: pleatedjeans, via pizza)
so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
(via pizza)
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
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(Source: ruinedchildhood, via pizza)
(Source: tedfuckingmosby, via pizza)
